Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my...

By Natalie - 02/03/2010 22:05 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2014 16:06 - United States

Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML

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By familyofpsychos - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Elkhorn

Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML

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By szechuansauce - 10/04/2017 20:00

Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML

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By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

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By sisterly love - 14/08/2013 21:13 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML

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You deserved it 4 162

By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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By epiiphany - 16/12/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

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By NoColor - 29/10/2014 13:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML

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By punaise ... - 05/12/2014 02:12 - France - Marchaux

Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML

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FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:11

We don't know what you did. I can't make a valid assessment of the situation.

nordies4 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:07

what a jerk!!!!! dude I'm sorry

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bby0121 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:18

haha

turdburgers 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:22

Garnish her allowance for the next couple months, and trash/delete all of her homework assignments.

yoitssabrina 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:26

i have no idea what you just wrote. lmfao

RyDahChicc 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:26

that suck

cardiojunkie 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:27

that'll teach ya to mess w/ ur sister

cboyd33 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:40

u shouldn't be in college retard. u spelled colored wrong!!!

fleg 9

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:58

...That is the British (and Canadian) spelling of colored. Kind of how "u" is the douchebag spelling of "you"?

paigeatsflesh 11

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:43

you shouldn't be so quick to judge, retard.

mr_miyagi 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:41

every page of every book? if so she has way too much time, if not, just photocopy a classmates of the pages that are colored

balboa751 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:43

so wat did u do to deserve sharpie coloring?

delco714 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:43

is this a response fml from the sister of the post before this?

J0yce 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:59

That sux. My bros in college and he had to waste over $300 on textbooks. He's still a freshie too. xD

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