Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my... - FML

By Natalie - 02/03/2010 22:05 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2014 16:06 - United States

Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML

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Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML

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By szechuansauce - 10/04/2017 20:00

Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML

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Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

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By sisterly love - 14/08/2013 21:13 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML

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By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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By epiiphany - 16/12/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

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By NoColor - 29/10/2014 13:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML

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By punaise ... - 05/12/2014 02:12 - France - Marchaux

Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML

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FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:11

We don't know what you did. I can't make a valid assessment of the situation.

nordies4 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:07

what a jerk!!!!! dude I'm sorry

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i_is_a_tr00l 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:35

YHUUU IZ LYKE...DUM N STOOPID. LAWLZ.

_swimcutie_ 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:43

ooooooooh..ur sister is my girl! Haha noo jokingg. But u gotta admit..that's a great idea. Anyways..yes that sucks for u. A LOT!

Lewnna 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:46

I hate to ask, but... Revenge for what? >D

YOUbeTROLLIN 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:50

your revenge: color in her face with sharpie when shes sleeping. that'll show her not to **** with you.

Rickyretardo 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:55

dude I does any one remember the drivers Ed commercial for mini sharpies a few years ago were the bad student kept scratching other cars and covering it with the sharpie oh classic my friend once did that

afatmonkey 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:00

haha omg rotflmfao csl WTF what a sldb my bff and lrpq are lmao and lpqring. potato.

101Alex101 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:04

how are you in collage when you spelt "colored" wrong?

FMLaholic2010 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:15

How can you pick on other people's correct spelling if you can't spell for yourself?

paigeatsflesh 11

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:40

"SPELT" not a fuucking word okay? dumbass

S0biTeMe 4

Wednesday 3 March 2010 7:15

'spelt' is in the dictionary. Does that make it a word? dumbass?

yottskry 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:47

@141: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/spelt Second definition. The first is a type of wheat.

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:08

...as revenge against what? Until you say, I'm giving you a YDI.

yeahreally 6

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:12

That sucks!! Especially since college text books are WAAYYYY too overpriced...FYL

erikahhh 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:14

That's ****** up.

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