By ang3l4 - 21/09/2016 05:28 - United States - Redding

Today, I discovered that my state is passing a bill regulating cow "emissions". Basically, we need to regulate cow farts. I live in a farming town. FML
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Same thing different taste

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The first person to come up with an air purifying butt plug is going to make millions.

I wouldn't worry OP, it's not like anyone can tell if your cows are "exceeding the limit" and then fine you or haul you off to jail.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

And how do they intend to regulate it? They're probably going to just count your cattle and make a gross estimate. A lobbyist will rise and somehow get a tax exemption created so you'll get it back on the end somehow. Agriculture is too sensitive to mess with. One bad year and they'll backtrack unless they're helping the corporate farms. It's hard enough to get people to go into the field. (No pun intended)

Strange as it may seem, with the number of cows there are worldwide they contribute heavily to greenhouse gas emissions, its a known environmental issue.

How exactly do you tell a cow not to fart ?

Well Gov. Brown won't be contributing to CA's methane problem as his head is clearly firmly positioned in a location perfect for blocking the release of any potential fart.

we're in the same state, so good thing I know that now. also, what the hell California?

1known_fml 8

The true FML story here is that you didn't have a regulation before! We're almost in 2017 and it's been years since we've known that cow produces a lot of pollution through gaz! Cow industry is one of the worst meat industry in that matter. Which is a sad thing when you love beef as much as I do... :(

How would you regulate a cow's fart? Would you stick a buttplug up it's ass and only remove it certain times of day?

The reason they do so is in the farts of a cow have chemical that contribute to global warming. All of the cows in America actually contribute more to global warming than cars and such. Hope that helps as a weird explanation!