Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that no matter how hot and exhausted you...

By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 07:32 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I discovered that no matter how hot and exhausted you are, being blasted in the face with a high pressure hose is always more painful than refreshing. FML

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You deserved it 10 576

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 336

You deserved it 2 191

By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 397

You deserved it 3 274

By Sarah - 24/07/2011 00:01 - Canada

Today, I was directing traffic at work during one of the hottest days of the year. Not only do I have to stand in the heat and exhaust fumes for minimum wage, I also had to endure people asking me "Aren't you hot?" as they drove past me in their air conditioned cars. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 349

You deserved it 3 635

By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 19:34 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 234

You deserved it 9 555

By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 10:43 - United States

Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 139

You deserved it 4 461

Sweaty

By not_very_smart - 24/07/2013 06:44 - United States

Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 688

You deserved it 4 847

By Username - 08/10/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 305

You deserved it 40 944

By Unlucky - 18/10/2018 23:00 - United States - Altoona

Today, my parents installed an air freshener above the toilet. While I was standing to pee, it sprayed me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 902

You deserved it 345

Working conditions

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I'm sitting in a disgustingly hot office with all the windows thrown open. There is no fan, and the owner won't let us use the air conditioner. The smell of mold permeates the room from the ceiling, giving me headaches by the end of the day. The owner refuses to get someone in to clean it. I can't quit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 859

You deserved it 149

By abrazama - 02/10/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 794

You deserved it 37 275

ant1078 7

Friday 16 November 2012 16:01

try running through a sprinkler next time!

perdix 29

Friday 16 November 2012 16:10

Under pressure, pushing down on you, pressing down on me, no man has more. To ease the pain, you should put on some Ice, Ice, Baby.

Comments

Welshite 39

Friday 16 November 2012 16:04

That is why you never ask "Is it on yet?" and look directly at the hose end.

MrAwesomeSauce 6

Friday 16 November 2012 16:06

I lol'd. Thank you good sir

accioshannon 17

Friday 16 November 2012 20:39

There's a "thumbs up" button, you know.

estes816 9

Friday 16 November 2012 16:06

Ouch! That feels like hundreds of bees attacking! I hope you feel better Op!

perdix 29

Friday 16 November 2012 16:10

Under pressure, pushing down on you, pressing down on me, no man has more. To ease the pain, you should put on some Ice, Ice, Baby.

Pleonasm 35

Friday 16 November 2012 16:33

You really set one hec-to of a bar for good references.

perdix 29

Friday 16 November 2012 20:22

#37, thanks. now I am waiting for the FML where I can work in "My Sweet Lord" and "He's So Fine" in the same comment.

FalconSam1414 19

Friday 16 November 2012 16:20

Sorry OP Feel better!!! Who would do that to you!? That's awful.

golferman72 16

Friday 16 November 2012 16:21

That's everything that I said.

ManInTheMachine 19

Friday 16 November 2012 16:33

And it was just as bad the second time around.

cheezwhiz 6

Friday 16 November 2012 16:22

Sounds like it was a real blast, OP!

rhidiculous 4

Friday 16 November 2012 16:22

Quality vs quantity ;)

DocBastard 38

Friday 16 November 2012 16:26

Can I assume that "Blasted in the face with a high pressure hose" is a euphemism for a facial? You should get out of the **** business.

DasHaas 9

Friday 16 November 2012 16:27

I could've told you that even before you tried. Basic physics people. They teach you this in school for a reason.

porcupineattack1 5

Friday 16 November 2012 16:34

I hope you didn't do that willingly.

crucianbaby 3

Friday 16 November 2012 16:34

You should have asked a black person that was alive during civil movement in the south how it felt before using the hose. They would have told you it hurts like a bitch