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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By hantavirus - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 05:13 - United States - Boise

Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By broomrape - 29/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML

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davidhasmorefun 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:08

today Mickey committed suicide after finding Minnie in bed with Donald.

omgmorganomg 0

Friday 5 February 2010 1:58

ewww

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BanneLOVE 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:36

ewww. hahaha. that sucks. FYL.

Ginathy 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:38

Do you know how uncomfoetably GROSS this is to read while on the toilet? D:

twitlight 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:38

Wow, nice suicidal mouse you got there...

FutileResistance 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:39

And to think Stuart Little was just trying to hide from the frisky cat.

gazelle_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:45

GROSS:(

WhatDidYouSay0 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:54

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

MISStaken43 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:54

blechhhhh. i just puked in my mouth.

angeleyes22 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:55

Goes to show u don't clean yr bathroom very often phew!!!

wordgirl 0

Friday 5 February 2010 4:40

angeleyes: Why? It was in the tank, not the bowl. The lid of the tank doesn't get removed by anyone, ever, unless you're putting in those 30-day blue tablets or if your toilet keeps running because that floating ball is messed up. How often do you open your tank?

dudemanjr 0

Friday 5 February 2010 4:36

how did it get in there it is your pet?????

dudemanjr 0

Friday 5 February 2010 4:38

how did it get in there

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Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML

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Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML

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