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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By hantavirus - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 05:13 - United States - Boise

Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By broomrape - 29/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML

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davidhasmorefun 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:08

today Mickey committed suicide after finding Minnie in bed with Donald.

omgmorganomg 0

Friday 5 February 2010 1:58

ewww

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CanaDuh 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:20

jdehjahxjwj

aback 4

Friday 5 February 2010 2:23

Hey, at least it wasn't your slippers or underwear or something.

x805xUnknown 6

Friday 5 February 2010 2:26

Sounds... Interesting?! Haha...

Julieeeee_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:29

EWW EWWW EWWW. I'd be like scared to go to the bathroooom :(

Cthulu 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:36

While that sucks, it's hardly FML worthy. Just get your dog to eat it and the problem will be solved.

haydenshaw 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:38

dude wtf?

Cthulu 0

Friday 5 February 2010 5:16

Have you never seen a dog eat something completely disgusting to human eyes? Have you never been witness to the glorious sight of a canine masticating a chunk of feces? Have you not observed the look of ecstasy on said canine's face as the individual particles of excrement smoothly rush down his throat? Dogs will eat anything, the stinkier the better. A rotting mouse carcass would be delicious to the average dog.

lovesick4628 0

Friday 5 February 2010 6:28

agreed!

whitneypurv 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:18

damn, it prolly stunk.!

perdix 29

Friday 5 February 2010 2:44

Why was there a mouse in your toilet tank? Did you switch to a trackball?

KurouTenshi 0

Friday 5 February 2010 6:13

hahaha clit clicker!!! OP fyl and keep your place cleaner and you won't get rats :)

katplayer 4

Friday 5 February 2010 2:49

I've gotten that sort of thing before. Catching mice under shadowy radiators sometimes leads to missed vermin. Which leads to decay and smell.

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 5 February 2010 2:53

It wasn't solely the pungent stench of the rotting mouse, it was you whenever you took off your pants to use the restroom as well.

hayleyd2012 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:05

Thats just gross. HA to who said master spliter! go ninja turtles!

SettoFail 9

Friday 5 February 2010 3:13

That's so gross, how would it even get there...?

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