By dumbasdogshit - 11/08/2012 00:45 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML
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PrussiaisAwesome 15

I like to see him try to sue. That would be so funny.

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mzrobinson 13

Sue back for assault and harassment! (;

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frigofjim 5

I do not understand how this is an FML, mr cyclist just got owned

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jdnw 0

i woulda kicked his bike after he skapped me

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erinchick1 7

Damn! If he sues you you can have him arrested for assault because he hit you. Running into the light pole was just karma being a bitch.

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Dcm210 19

you should've kicked while he was down and took his bike.

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Marcelb 17

145 - In the beginning of the Pokemon series, Ash takes Misty's bike. That is also the reason she was traveling with him, to get her bike back.

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Sliver1991 26

That really confused me, and just because you didn't reply to the thread!

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

To quote the Boondocks,"I would've stomped in the nuts."

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JaysFanStu 3

I'd have kicked him right in the face. Piece of shit.

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