Animals: Today, I discovered that you should always check the litter box...

By mallyboo - 01/10/2016 14:38 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I discovered that you should always check the litter box before vacuuming stray litter outside of it after my cat burst out from the box mid-piss and skittered around the house still pissing after I put the vacuum hose behind the box. FML

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By Itstinksinhere - 19/04/2018 15:00

Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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Scaredy cat

By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 13:02 - United States - Sparta

Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2017 12:00

Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML

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Smelly cat, smelly cat…

By Kas - 25/11/2020 11:02

Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML

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This is mine now

By tessamarque - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bartlesville

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML

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By Turdfoot - 12/02/2013 20:15 - United States - Prosper

Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML

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nonsensical 26

Friday 21 October 2016 14:10

Think about it. You just made your whole house wet with your pussy.

Soninuva 41

Friday 21 October 2016 14:25

Normally you let the cat out of the bag, not scare it out of the box!

Comments

vegantreegirl 26

Friday 21 October 2016 20:12

I'm sorry for your misfortune, but I'm laughing hysterically at the mental picture.

spnwitch 10

Friday 21 October 2016 21:22

That's just common sense. What cat enjoys being that close to a vacuum?

bretzeller 13

Friday 21 October 2016 21:48

**** the cats life. Litter boxes are a cat's private place, to go take a dump in peace. You ruined that through your callous indifference and lack of attention.

AznLuvsMusic 26

Friday 21 October 2016 22:38

There are such things as hooded litter boxes. OP probably didn't see the cat inside of it if it was a hooded box.

Lyric10 3

Saturday 22 October 2016 0:25

I know this was your fml for the day but this was my laugh for the day :'D

Jay18 22

Saturday 22 October 2016 5:23

that sucks

DollyLou 5

Monday 24 October 2016 23:48

Similar thing happened to me a few weeks ago, i have one real stupid cat and one real skittish cat. The dumb one scared the skittish one out of the litter box while she was mid poop, shes very obedient and knows she should only go in the litter box and started to freak out and ended up dropping poops all over my hallway and kitchen floor.