Intimacy: Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant...

By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 02:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By notsoproudfather - 01/02/2016 15:54 - India - Pune

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 22:05 - United States - Raleigh

Today, my mom proudly told me that she found the perfect thing to combat my B.O. Extra strength degreaser. FML

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By someboody - 15/08/2015 16:50 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML

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By anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:27

Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML

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By Oops - 27/08/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML

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By Girlygal32 - 13/09/2020 08:02 - United States

Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML

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Monday 8 August 2011 15:59

Nothing like the smell of musky ball sweat on your armpits all day

LolMoqz 10

Monday 8 August 2011 15:59

God Damn.

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DRSNICK3RS 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 2:56

Dude.......

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Tuesday 9 August 2011 3:13

That's just nasty!

androiddestroya 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 3:37

*gag*

addicted2musikk 1

Tuesday 9 August 2011 4:05

sounds like someone had a serious case of swamp ass..

BlAzEtHiS 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 4:13

That's gross as ****. I'd probably punch him in his junk and take his wallet to go buy some speed stick

guitarplayer546 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 4:48

That deserves some pay back. Do something equally disgusting back.

kms84 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 5:04

Yuk!! That's disgusting.

bubblestar93 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 5:19

how dis u even find that out?

teto06 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 5:23

I'd **** him up!

Greg69_fml 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 5:27

I just about puked when I read this

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