Intimacy: Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant...

By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 02:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By notsoproudfather - 01/02/2016 15:54 - India - Pune

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 22:05 - United States - Raleigh

Today, my mom proudly told me that she found the perfect thing to combat my B.O. Extra strength degreaser. FML

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By someboody - 15/08/2015 16:50 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML

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By anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:27

Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML

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By Oops - 27/08/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML

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By Girlygal32 - 13/09/2020 08:02 - United States

Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML

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Monday 8 August 2011 15:59

Nothing like the smell of musky ball sweat on your armpits all day

LolMoqz 10

Monday 8 August 2011 15:59

God Damn.

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hchardman 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 14:41

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.

Jayy45 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 14:54

i actually LOL'ed at this xD haha. Well, you gotta clean that stank somehow.

cetlawizard 15

Tuesday 9 August 2011 15:13

Guess what you're giving your dad for fathers day? The same used pit stick & 5 more just like it used by you for the same purpose! :)

wowzah11 1

Tuesday 9 August 2011 17:30

lol first you should throw out that deodorant and then you should tell you dad to wash his ass....

histiger4evr 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:31

ughhh that's nasty.. i'd pee in his cologne or something lol

sandybaybe 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:47

Oh shit

bananapanic127 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:09

Ew. That's actually so freaking disgusting...

lizliz23 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:23

EWWWWWWYYYYY

07freso 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 1:34

Suck it all out lol

aliwright 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:39

Ewwww :(

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