By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 16:54 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML
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superalubba 13

R.I.P to all forgotten birds left to rot underneath beds

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DooleyFTW 17

I just hope the bird was already dead when your daughter "saved it" from the cat so it didn't have to die slowly and painfully under the bed!

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hugozac88 22

Well she had good intentions

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dakkat720 6

and cawse she kant spel worth a shit. she willn't even be able to rite a apology leter to that burd.

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Bobskittens1 12

30- Rude! She was trying to be funny, although it wasn't all too funny.

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perdix 29

Tell your daughter the bird would have died a quick death by the cat instead of the days of suffering it endured under her care. That'll fix the negligent little shit.

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cherry72 13

@15 sure Perdix traumatize the little girl even more with that response. *smh*

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perdix 29

#1, yes, the thought to save it was sweet, but forgetting the bird and letting it die a slow, excruciating death was pretty douchey.

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olpally 32

Reminds me of the family guy episode where Brian gives Lois a dead bird as a present. Lol. Just throw it out and clean it up. Your daughter has a good heart.

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NagainaFier 16

Or when he kept a pony in the closet for Meg. "Oh, ponies like food, don't they?"

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olpally 32

Yay! :) someone with another family guy reference!!! :D lol. Awesome!

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hugozac88 22

"I'll have what she's having!" What no? Ok then "you've just been revoked!"

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mandalove17 8

Poor bird! It was nice of your daughter to try to save it, but the fact that she forgot about it is pretty sad.

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hama806 19

OP's daughter was tweet to try to save the bird. Too bad she forgot the follow up appointment.

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gordogirls 4

If ops kid is under 6 id recommend saying you found it and luckily took it to the vet, no good will come of making them feel like a bird killer! explain how the bird 'could have' died had u not found it! My guess is the bird was pretty well dead or the parents would have heard it under the bed. My 3 year old found an injured bird a few days back and I told her to put that toy back on the neighbours garage sale table. Luckily she said it wasnt a toy!!

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shins 7

Your daughter is either 5 years old or she is just stupid.

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kim_larsa 5

Poor bird omg :( reading stories like this really breaks my heart! My prayers go out to that bird!

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dakkat720 6

i bet you probably say that after everything bad. like when you cut someone off on the highway..." my prayers go out to you" or you run over a squirrel... " my prayers go out to you" then off to the next tragedy.

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NagainaFier 16

Is there anything wrong with her saying that to any tragedy she comes across? Jeez, if that's her way of expressing her emotions, let it be.

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