Work: Today, I discovered the top I'm wearing becomes completely see-through...

By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 06:37 - Australia

Today, I discovered the top I'm wearing becomes completely see-through when it rains. I just got caught in a storm on my lunch break, and still have 3 hours of work to go in my male dominated office. FML

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By Soaked - 31/07/2009 17:21 - United States

Today, there was a 10-minute cloudburst. It started 30 seconds after I parked my car and ended 30 seconds after I arrived at the office. Now the sun is shining, the sky is blue, and I look like I took a shower fully clothed. Oh, and I'm wearing thin white pants. FML

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By Charlie - 12/03/2023 18:00

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By oooops - 24/01/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

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By dripdripdrop - 26/01/2010 18:44 - United States

Today, it's raining at my work. Not outside, inside, because our building's boiler broke and all the pipes are dripping with condensation. I have to sit at my desk under an umbrella to protect my laptop and desk phone. The HVAC company said, "Don't worry, this is normal." FML

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By Kylie - 06/06/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML

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By jaeilssanguh - 26/11/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I was walking in rain. I had my hands in my pants pockets, so that the front of the jacket was pointing down. Halfway to Taco Bell, my crotch felt exceptionally wet. I looked down to see a wet spot. The rain on my jacket was channeled to my crotch. FML

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By Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

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By Lana - 20/07/2010 12:43 - Austria

Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

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By dammitrain - 13/07/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

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Soaked

By Anonymous - 08/06/2024 22:00 - Australia - Wacol

Today, I got into my car to go to work and discovered that my seat, seat-belt, door, and all the electronics in the door were wet. Apparently I hadn't wound the window all the way up, and it rained last night. I'm now sitting at my desk typing this with a wet bum. FML

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Ali_Br_fml 33

Tuesday 19 October 2010 16:06

Ooh, sux to be you... good for them, bad for you. guess they got a show.

smokeymcpottt 3

Tuesday 19 October 2010 16:16

Please! Don't act as if you don't love it!

Comments

UrLiFsuX 4

Tuesday 19 October 2010 18:04

I'm gonna say you planned this. if not, I don't believe it, till I see pictures!

sanjoooo 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 18:46

seduce the whole male part of the office and then take it over. perfect plan right here.

breakingakajav 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 18:53

pics or it didn't happen!

denvan 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 18:56

If your shirt is white um duh its see through

BeRt0 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 19:02

finally equal rights are paying off

123jeff456 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 19:08

Gotta love that!

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 19 October 2010 19:22

YDI for not standing under my umbraella ella ella ella ....

LQwhatitdew 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 19:47

Get it? Office full of men. Raise. Tough crowd.

stephanie0613 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 20:58

Haha 44 wins :)

azhein 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 6:51

or they already commented on the seven people who said the exact same thing before you did.

Jerzyginger74 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 19:53

Got it. She may not get a promotion but she'll definitly get a raise. XD

yusaku02 20

Tuesday 19 October 2010 20:09

YDI for wearing just a white shirt

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