By wilks311 - 02/02/2013 14:12 - United States - Southampton

Today, I discovered the true meaning of being scared shitless. My father in a clown costume emerged from my closet. Needless to say something emerged from me. FML
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wilks311 10

It all started at my five year old birthday party...where I met Bobo the clown...he scared me.

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toelie 26

Scared shitless? Your pants beg to differ...

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ulissey_fml 22

A clown, hey? Of course...what else!

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Myo_fml 20

Your father could hire himself out to constipated people for a killing.

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poccocurantes 7

Sorry, I am just thinking about OPs dad being a contract killer for people so backed up they want to kill someone. Makers of white bread maybe?

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onorexveritas 23

wow, that's shitty

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skyeyez9 24

I would have freaked out too. Not because of the clown makeup, but because For a split second before I realized it was a prank.....I'd probably assume some psycho broke into my home and I was about to get raped and murdered by a killer clown.

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buckdharma 37

Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground... You in mid-air...

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raesos91 26

did he pull out handkerchiefs put of your ass?

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buckdharma 37

Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground, you in mid-air

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outoftown 26

Payback: Just start calling your dad "Mr. Gacy." In public, too, if he keeps pulling this stunt.

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wilks311 10

I did this and he had a play horn an honked it at me. Bastard is prepared.

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