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By ineedalife - 02/02/2013 12:08 - Australia

Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML
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Catkam623 27

Hey sock puppets are real people too. Well not really and based off my prior logic why were you third wheeling?

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gc327072 30

It ended well. They have a real close-knit relationship.

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Catkam623 27

Hey sock puppets are real people too. Well not really and based off my prior logic why were you third wheeling?

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Damian95 16

The nerve of some people.

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rintintin19 5

seriously, OP should have answered the phone and given them some privacy...quit sock blocking, OP.

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kickass1stbase 7

Did they have to put a sock on the door knob? Oh wait...

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rintintin19 5

i'd love to see how that goes..

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scarface90 8

If it turns into a hot date, make sure the socks use protection...you don't wanna end up with foot fungus

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

This comment.....so original.... so...magnificent. How did you think of such a comment? You are a true genius.

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RvidxrKlvn 8

Remember #2, every comment you make needs to resemble the work of Aristotle, Platos, Socrates and other great thinker of society because that's what FML is for.

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sig4life 18

OMG, LOL, WOW. Apparently #2 has a problem with complex words. Thanks for the informative comment. Now pass, because you have been token for too long. Remember it is puff puff pass.

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Whaaaaaat734 6

49- You killed it...

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Soloman212 28

Guys, I'm going to make a super original comment about how #2 made a super unoriginal comment! This thread needs more of that.

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rintintin19 5

#33, i believe you mean sock-rates...i couldn't resist :s

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chrisjw27 18

I think I've discovered the Internet equivalent of angry villagers at my door with torches and pitchforks...

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ragini95 16

everyone hating on #2's comment - it's ****** up that all of you are being so rude about a small insignificant thing. you sound like bullies.

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Whaaaaaat734 6

116- Nobodycares.jpg

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kumonsucks 7

Bro you do have a life. Answer the phone next time.

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SerpentBoy 8

Obviously he does not have a life, or he wouldn't be playing with sock puppets..

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Starcatch77 20

What if the phone call had actually been a guy who wanted to ask her out on a date? THAT'S irony.

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yusaku02 20

How did their date end?

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gc327072 30

It ended well. They have a real close-knit relationship.

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iOceanus 18

She gets the sock on the first date.

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Fuji76 15

It ended with one stiff sock and one crusty sock! Lol

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Moep20 24

There is nothing wrong with sock puppets. Still I ask myself: How old are you? ^^

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zandalee 19

...and how do you play with sock puppets for four hours. That is so sad.

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Those damn phone calls interupting their date. F the sock puppets' life.

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cheertrombonist 9

Interrupting sock puppet dates? Ain't nobody got time fo dat.

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need2sleep 15

Hope you used clean socks otherwise there may never be a second date!

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Bluekaren16 19

She can always wash them if they get a little dirty while performing ; )

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SerpentBoy 8

Were they on a date at your place, or did you also construct a movie theater and bar for them? Oh, did the hit it off?

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mangoboy1 19

The gangs all here...

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eaglerob 20

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gc327072 30

Socks don't, but panty hose do! (sp?)

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