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By crapgirl - 18/04/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML

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By meish - 05/06/2016 13:16 - United States - Chicago

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

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By whatsmccraken - 10/09/2009 12:37 - Taiwan

Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML

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By IamHM - 19/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Albuquerque

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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By ajdown - 17/06/2011 20:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML

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By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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By Jobby - 30/06/2012 12:48

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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By hatesmellyfeet - 20/01/2010 13:47 - United States

Today, I boarded my flight and sat next to a man. I told him I had hoped he was a hot woman and he concurred. He said at least I wasn't obese and I replied "At least you aren't smelly". Minutes later I realize he had the most disgusting foot odour ever... the barefoot kind. I suffered for 11 hours. FML

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shaPOW 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:44

why does everyone on fml insist on using the phrase "explosive diarrhea"?

dino_witha_cape 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 10:07

look on the bright side. at least it wasn't a 10 hour transatlantic flight

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haroldetus 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 23:52

Did u actually do it on the seat or did u go 2 the bathroom?

sjl89 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:01

wait, if you went into the bathroom and did it i don't see how he would find out. but if you shit yourself in your seat...yeah, FYL.

tech42er 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:08

I'm really hoping the OP responds and says it was Delta flight 72 JFK to Istanbul. Imagine how amazing that would be!

rachann 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:00

I feel your pain, I had a similar situation where i had the flu and started puking before the flight even began...then moments later it turned into explosive diarrhea AND puking. worst part is they wouldnt let me get out of my seat because we were taxiing...I guess on the bright side i was sitting next to my mom and not an attractive guy. =/

mutantcow 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:25

ewwwwwwww lol. just go to the bathroom :)

ZH13 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:53

19, first of all its should HAVE, second of all was she just supposed to take a shit right in front of the guy? 40, you're an idiot. im sure they talked to each other on a 9 hour flight. 49, you cant have"thug" in your profile name if you use the word "lavatory." its called a bathroom. and all you people who were wondering if she shit her pants and then just sat there for nine hours you're all retarded.