Health: Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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Right in the feetsies

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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By Bigpoppa0507 - 31/08/2011 14:02 - Canada

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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Go get an Xray, dude

By WaychulMonster - 17/07/2022 04:00

Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML

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By laurenasabutton - 30/12/2013 13:07 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML

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Couch fights!

By Butters - 24/09/2022 16:00 - Australia - Lathlain

Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML

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By hikari_chan_xo - 28/03/2012 12:00 - United States - Auburn Hills

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

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kinky44 28

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:04

That sounds toe-tally painful.

JustinJK 21

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:08

Don't let your friends toe or you'll be the laughing-sock at all the gatherings.

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usmc_sean 8

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:08

Can't even fathom this.

JustinJK 21

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:12

Its socking, really.

RogueThirteen 20

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:10

Sounds like you're in a bit of a (toe) jam hahhahahaha (please kill me)

lulinator 40

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:15

*hands you your choice of weapon*

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 31 March 2015 22:24

Don't hedge so much. No need for the hahahas and the "kill me." Just let your joke stand on its own.

quinn1184 25

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:12

How exactly does that even happen?

wheresmymary 22

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:22

Takes talent

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 31 March 2015 22:54

Takes toes

Tsula1994 13

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:22

How on earth did you do that? 0-0

GoGiants28 13

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:25

That socks

RAH94 17

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:27

How is this even possible?

vikky538 28

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:30

One of the million ways to dislocate your toe

joelp232 17

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:31

its crazy how confused i am from reading this

Matt_GummiBears 11

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:33

Wow...that really "socks" ???

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Same thing different taste

Right in the feetsies

Go get an Xray, dude

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