Health: Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave... - FML

By gabby - 24/02/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

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Do you even lift, bro?

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 04:24 - United States

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By caswell 1 - 28/02/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By SnapeIsGood - 08/11/2016 09:44 - Germany - Kornwestheim

Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML

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By Gjkashldf - 04/05/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML

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Rain check?

By emberstormmm - 03/06/2023 03:00

Today, my family was going to have lunch with my parents' friends, who have a kid my age who is very similar to me, and is really cute. I wanted their number to see if it could turn into something beyond friendship, so I dressed up cute and did extra flawless makeup. All for the lunch to be canceled. FML

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By j4y - 29/01/2009 00:30 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

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By mudafkrmas - 18/09/2009 04:14 - Canada

Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML

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By (L) - 13/02/2018 09:00 - United States - Athens

Today, I was studying in my university library when I noticed an attractive boy sitting alone four tables ahead of me. I wrote down my phone number, scrunched it into a ball, and threw it at him. He looked up, opened it, scrunched it up, and threw it back. FML

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BeccaHugs 17

Saturday 25 February 2012 1:43

Get a cute doctors number instead.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 25 February 2012 1:45

Cute boys don't usually go to the gym. And if I were you I'd be looking for a handsome man's number. Cute boys only come in one age: twelve.

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1awliet 8

Saturday 25 February 2012 5:35

why would you doll up before hitting the gym?

tdawg4200 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 5:37

Only ****** get dolled up to get active and sweaty. Me thinks a trick turned wrong.

KILLtheJEWZ 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 5:55

Omg what happened

Morgannnnuhhh 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 5:55

Can't blame a girl for trying.

aliceperez 6

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:05

What'd you do? Wear heels? Jeez

MissAimeeAngel 15

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:57

I've actually seen that done before.

MischievousLoki 6

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:09

Honestly you deserve it. But what I wonder is...How did you end up in the stretcher if you just 'dolled up' which I am guessing you were putting on make-up and went to the gym. Hopefully you are alright though.

110_percent 5

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:15

Must. Resist. Joke. About. Campus. Gym. Hitting. Back.

skittles987_fml 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:22

Try try again.

barbie_9941 13

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:23

any cute paramedics??

110_percent 5

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:25

OP posted an FML about it. I doubt there was a silver lining.

sammii455 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:30

Did you get numbers anyways? And sorry about the whole not walking out on your feet deal.

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