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By biglady - 17/02/2011 07:02 - Canada

Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML

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By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By lonelyman - 20/11/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I used text-to-speech just so that I can hear "I love you" for once. FML

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By ugadawgs09 - 02/11/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML

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Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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Listening in

By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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By ... - 18/02/2018 01:30

Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML

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By Maxime - 20/11/2008 10:19 - France

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By scaredshitless - 03/03/2012 13:55 - Finland

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

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lionandthelamb61 9

Thursday 17 February 2011 11:56

Good going, perv.

ItsaMeLuigi 6

Thursday 17 February 2011 11:58

And she replied, "no, but mommy does"

Comments

mrmerino 0

Friday 18 February 2011 5:16

a Canadian girl with a per side? Rrrowl

WeTheLiving 4

Friday 18 February 2011 5:51

WTH!!!!!

towelyey 0

Friday 18 February 2011 7:56

what app is it??

purple_sarah88 0

Friday 18 February 2011 9:04

ROFLMAO!

Mewzakuro240 0

Friday 18 February 2011 9:38

I am gonna be honest here. every time I see your profile pic, I want to put cat ears on you and hug you to death.

ladeizy 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 4:07

LMFAOOOOO i could just imagine that xD

someguy314159265 15

Saturday 19 February 2011 6:37

Look, I understand that you have the right to act like an immature child if you want to, but they're called headphones. Use them.

JoanNeko13 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 18:10

Ewwwww!!!!!

wtfitzcali 0

Monday 21 February 2011 7:48

Smh... Some peoples kids

randombitches1 0

Monday 21 February 2011 14:51

if ur mom thinks ur a **** anyway it wouldnt make a difference but if she thinks ur a sweet little grl then fyl 4 sure

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