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By biglady - 17/02/2011 07:02 - Canada

Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML

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By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By lonelyman - 20/11/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I used text-to-speech just so that I can hear "I love you" for once. FML

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By ugadawgs09 - 02/11/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML

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Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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Listening in

By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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By ... - 18/02/2018 01:30

Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML

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By Maxime - 20/11/2008 10:19 - France

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By scaredshitless - 03/03/2012 13:55 - Finland

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

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lionandthelamb61 9

Thursday 17 February 2011 11:56

Good going, perv.

ItsaMeLuigi 6

Thursday 17 February 2011 11:58

And she replied, "no, but mommy does"

Comments

jrsgreenfire257 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 13:06

Phh ur hot

life_hates_you 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 13:42

24 it's called U Type I Talk on the iPhone.

roosdedoos 7

Thursday 17 February 2011 19:00

Thanks !

wonderful_wendy 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 13:50

oh that's disturbing.

goldfish78 11

Thursday 17 February 2011 13:55

what in the world you have your dad in your mind? unless you find him attractive to you!

blahblahblah5_x 13

Thursday 17 February 2011 14:03

That's what you get for being such a creep.

NextBigThing5044 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 14:09

Wow creeper.

iPunchedBigFoot 5

Thursday 17 February 2011 14:10

You could have said you were watching a Youtube video of someone showing the app.

sammyfon7 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 14:27

YDI but most people would do that

saleha97 4

Thursday 17 February 2011 15:18

Just say you have no idea of what just happened :) That works everytime, hahaa :D

f0rged 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 16:38

Ydi for having an iphone

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