By bready - 16/02/2009 13:01 - United States

Today, I drank a ton of beers for my 25th birthday. My friends love to watch me open beer bottles with my teeth. I chipped both of my front uppers doing this. I'm no longer covered by my parents dental insurance because I'm 25 now. FML
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folieadeux 0

Welcome to the adult world. It sucks. Maybe you won't be so stupid next time.

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fmlplz 0

25 years old and you are screwed because you are no longer on your parents insurance? Opening beer bottles with your teeth? You sound like an OC brat.

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ummmyeahhh 0

#18 COBRA doesn't always apply when you're kicked off your parents' plan, it depends on the state of the primary (the person who's paying) and the state of the dependent (this idiot who thought it would be a good idea to open beer with teeth). My advice? Stop being a dumbass, find a job, and fix it yourself. And people wonder why the kids in this country are so stupid.

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yuyo_fml 0

what a cool gift you got for your b-day

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korin43 0

The good news is that you can get your teeth fixed. The bad news is that you'll still be an idiot.

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anonymous123123 0

This is one of the few true FML posts in here (having read 90 pages of these). Sucks :/

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RileyTheCoyote 6

Yeah, they are pretty memegui. ;)

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deadpoetic333 0

ahh well ive opened beer bottles with my teeth... when i was 14. And didn't know how to open one with a lighter. or even a pen. not that hard bro, youtube that shit... as for chipping your teeth, yeah that jus straight up sucks.

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