By bready - 16/02/2009 13:01 - United States

Today, I drank a ton of beers for my 25th birthday. My friends love to watch me open beer bottles with my teeth. I chipped both of my front uppers doing this. I'm no longer covered by my parents dental insurance because I'm 25 now. FML
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folieadeux 0

Welcome to the adult world. It sucks. Maybe you won't be so stupid next time.

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fmlplz 0

25 years old and you are screwed because you are no longer on your parents insurance? Opening beer bottles with your teeth? You sound like an OC brat.

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folieadeux 0

Welcome to the adult world. It sucks. Maybe you won't be so stupid next time.

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22cute 17

Yeah, your Mom probably told you 100 times this would happen. Nobody teaches like experience.

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fmlplz 0

25 years old and you are screwed because you are no longer on your parents insurance? Opening beer bottles with your teeth? You sound like an OC brat.

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SomeRussianGirl 3

Lmao my father does this and never Chips his teeth.

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joobie 1

you didn't realize it might not be a great idea after you chipped the first one?

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miamiFTW_ 0

maybe he chipped them at the same time. smartass

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freddie_fml 0

I weep for the future.

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greenman_fml 0

it's all good man; maybe you can take to the streets with your special, unique talent and make some money off of it! that way you can pay for dental insurance.

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Seegtease 0

Teeth beer opening isn't impressive, and just makes you look like a redneck. Fail.

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neujersey 0

dude, COBRA, you got 60 days to sign up

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down2earth2c 0

oh my god im so sorry about your teeth but that story totally made me laugh and laugh and laugh. i feel so happy laying in bed alone right now.... hahhahahhahah but damn that sucks man im sorry

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