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By xpxp2002 - 27/05/2009 09:48 - United States

Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML
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scaredofgirls 0

dude the same thing happened to me but in real life

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Cabezilla 9

I guess when girls say "In your dreams" that doesn't apply to you.

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Jimboom 11

So in your dreams you have a gorgeous woman in front of you and all you did was have lunch and talk?? No hanky panky? Or even no attempted hanky let alone panky? Man, you need to start watching **** or something before you go to bed, it might spice up your dreams a bit.

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poolshark 0

Yeah? Well today I dreamed that I slipped on a wet noodle and fell into a well. At the bottom there were a bunch of hungry, hungry hippos waiting to have me for lunch. FML Dreams aren't real. I feel like FMLs about dreams (and realizations) are essentially made up. In my opinion, an FML should have to happen in reality. (I am aware that this argument ignores the fact that most of these are probably complete bullshit anyway).

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ryguy1997 0

wow that's a weird dream but I've had weirder: A man in a blue lobster suit ate all the kids on the playground and when I was left he pointed to his belly and said in an odd voice: "why aren't you in here?" I was trapped in draculas castle with a squirt gun an he ended up eating my toe on a seabus I had to go down a dark twisting stairway and Kermit the frog was at the top giving out metal walking sticks that looked like crowbars. Weird huh?

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Peroxide 3

bl man, those imaginary girls are the hardest to get just keep dreaming until u meet an imaginary ****

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fretforyerlatte 0

FYL because you actually give a shit what happened in your dream. IT'S FRIGGING IMAGINARY.

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xHaniffax 0

Dude, dreams are sometimes a reflection of what happens in real life it's a warning telling you to overcome this problem so, in your dream, will yourself to get with someone and it might happen in real life... sweet dreams!

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TryToBeKind 0

Your subconscious mind is convinced you can't, perhaps. I don't knwo what you look and I don't know what kind of person you area, but some ugly a s s h o l e s get women, so why can't you? Maybe your dream really means that you have trouble with communication. (phone numbers stand for communication and contacts). Or, you have a problem with consistency and carrying things out long-term. (as in, making the date 'longer' by planning another one. If you reslove those issues, I bet you'll have better luck. Or, you can take an optimist stand point and say, "She was such a waste of time, good thing I avioded drama by not getting her #). I'm sorry!

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b2redneck 0

DUDE, this is a total FYL. I have found my dreams are very close to what happens in the future for me. Never had a problem getting a girl in them though!

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mike_i_am 0

Better in your dreams than in real life. At least this way you can subconsciously get used to the probability of rejection, thus making you more confident and less scared to approach women in reality without disappointment. Learn from what you did wrong in your dream and make mental notes of what not to do in person hahaha ... I sound like Dr. Phil or something, FML

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genius_man16 0

Owned by random brain synapses while unconscious.

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