Love: Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend...

By Lola - 26/12/2008 06:32 - France

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

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Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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You deserved it 14 100

By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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The show must go on

By gabess - 04/01/2009 01:59 - France

Today, to amuse my girlfriend, I put on her sexy nightshirt and went out on the balcony for a smoke, all while shaking my booty about in front of her window. She laughed, until one of her neighbors shouted, "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

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The Gap

By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By Sir Smokalot - 24/09/2009 08:05 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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Spotted

By papergirl - 24/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML

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You deserved it 19 622

By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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sis_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 2:05

Perhaps you should realize that maybe money and expensive clothes does not equal class, regardless of sexiness?

puhffft 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 21:30

Totally agree with #11—You can't put two super sexy things together and make it look good. It just doesn't work. If you're going to be in public, tone it down.

Comments

HemptressMedea 0

Monday 17 January 2011 15:10

Guess that's a good wake up call to not dress so slutty.

Nandito2 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 18:14

free with some sucky-sucky!

baden18830 5

Monday 25 April 2011 10:41

YDI. sexy has nothing to do with expensive first of all, and while smoking is a personal choice, you can't do it with out looking like nasty trailer trash. impossible to smoke and be sexy, and while I can't say your designer shit falls under this category since I haven't seen it personally, alot of that shut is fugly. not all, but a solid 60%.

Index_fml 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:54

don't smoke and that won't happen

brianna1494 27

Thursday 30 June 2016 6:39

Smoking=/=hooker

ItsJustMe17 9

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:25

AMEN.

izzy101 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 23:45

your stupid.

Plaasmaa 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:10

He should have just said "Hey you! Go be a hooker elsewhere!"

FML102938 8

Monday 22 August 2011 19:31

Win

Dys7 3

Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:01

Ydi for wearing skanky clothes and expecting smoking to be sexy. I can personally say I would never date someone who smokes, regardless of any of their other features.