Love: Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend...

By Lola - 26/12/2008 06:32 - France

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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The show must go on

By gabess - 04/01/2009 01:59 - France

Today, to amuse my girlfriend, I put on her sexy nightshirt and went out on the balcony for a smoke, all while shaking my booty about in front of her window. She laughed, until one of her neighbors shouted, "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

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The Gap

By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By Sir Smokalot - 24/09/2009 08:05 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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Spotted

By papergirl - 24/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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sis_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 2:05

Perhaps you should realize that maybe money and expensive clothes does not equal class, regardless of sexiness?

puhffft 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 21:30

Totally agree with #11—You can't put two super sexy things together and make it look good. It just doesn't work. If you're going to be in public, tone it down.

Comments

lilshorty92 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:16

Why is everyone so concerned with the fact that she smokes? It has nothing to do with anything. She's just smoking, not trying to be sexy. We don't know that her "sexy" clothes are skanky, we can't see her. You're all annoying

DanisaurRawrr 0

Thursday 7 June 2012 2:14

Only basic Bitches where Gucci & Prada .. - Kreyshawn(;

sophiebauer 0

Friday 6 July 2012 2:43

Thats what u get for smoking

JustFMLME 7

Wednesday 19 September 2012 4:00

YDI for smoking. Disgusting, ruins everyone's air, and then they'll breathe the smoke and suffer.

charvisioku 22

Monday 21 January 2013 1:41

You're all judgemental dick heads.

BFons 19

Tuesday 12 February 2013 7:47

Haha what a douchebag. I hope you slapped him.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Wednesday 18 September 2013 3:12

I am now singing the Lola song cause of your username

Baller_Bob 17

Wednesday 26 February 2014 14:36

I honestly couldn't care less about honkers

lil_ham1644 29

Monday 30 June 2014 2:31

Because cigarettes stink & the stink attaches to everything! It's disgusting & disrespectful.

alianabento 2

Friday 3 October 2014 16:44

Seriously, she didn't say expensive. she didn't say revealing. she said sexiest. are you proud of assuming things and treating a woman like she deserved that insult? most men enjoy a woman to dress sexy for them, it does not make her a *****. sheesh the ignorant, intolerable attitude in the comments of FML is incredulous.