By PizzaPants - 29/02/2016 18:12 - United States - Denver

Today, I dropped a pizza I made. Don't worry though, I caught it between my hands and legs. I no longer have fingerprints on my right hand. FML
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ScarletteEve 33

Now go be the criminal you've always wanted to be!

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swaglesshipster 23

Fingerprints will come back, but pizza is priceless. :D

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Tripartita 44

Fun fact: Marvel was considering a pizza-related accident for Deadpool's origin story. They thought a hot pizza to the face would be more relatable to this generation but ultimately decided against it.

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mm12344 8

That was both fun and a fact. Thank you for sharing.

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BoxFullOfLazy 25

I used to work for Papa Johns, so I feel your pain. I learned real quick to let the pizza hit the floor and to just make a new one.

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Kittyphysics 21

yup, reflexes are a bitch. caught one still in the pan, early friday afternoon, 4th of july weekend. sometimes you have to just let it go.

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Leauge 13

It's ok op, you can now turn to a life of crime.

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LenUrban 14

explanation? how u loose fingerprints

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Kamikazek 6

That pizza was marked for death. Her saving it angered the Pizza Reaper, who took her fingerprints as tribute.

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Kingbenford 12

Wait, were you eating it and dropped it or carrying the pan and dropped it?

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Schmavid64 13

Wow, the MIB is just getting lazier with their identity protection methods. In all seriousness though I hope you recover well OP.

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Isa_fml 20

Don't worry, they'll grow back.

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redscarf_fml 8

Was a lost cause. Should have given up on it.

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laurellkawes 31

Your fingertips are probably swollen, but you do have fingerprints. You'd have to burn them on something hotter than a pizza since you have many layers.

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