By dealingdave - 19/12/2011 12:24 - United States

Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
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I did not ground the boy. I simply told him his entire life belongs to me now until he's 18!

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corporatescoundr 25

Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...

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Comments

tylersign 11

Your "son" huh? That's right op. We are onto you.

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Baytheshark 14

I love your comments... They make my day.

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tylersign 11

Well.. I love you?:D

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Snafuusmc 12

Kids....it'll be alright I guess just a little joke they'll forget it in time.

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Liimitless 6

I think your bushy moustache, tight jeans, cowboy boots, and an open button down showing a tattoo of a butterfly gave you away.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Don't forget the recklessnessly bleached, grown out, shoulder length bowl cut hair.

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reaganomics 6

Or the 1979 White van with padlocks on the door, blacked out windows, no hub caps, and a "Have a nice day" bumper sticker accenting the slightly rusted back bumper

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The_Troller 14

56- by blacked out you mean spray painted black, right?

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reaganomics 6

Blacked out is a slang term for 100% tint...

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The_Troller 14

It's gonna be awkward picking him up after school.

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PinkFun1969 9

OMG right about picking the "son" up After school. Well we can only hope the mom brings some candy. ;-) lol

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upyourzlolz 11

42 - What the hell are you trying to say?

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desireev 17

When the promise of candy isn't enough.. Give them a ride to school! Haha just kiddin'!! I'm pretty sure that I would have died of humiliation! And my son would be in BIG TROUBLE when he got home from school!!

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NullPointer 20

1. How do you reattach your ass after literally laughing it off? Or do you grow a new one? 2. OP stands for Old People (usually used like this "I feel sorry for OP", but who doesn't feel sorry for old people?). 3. Can I take you out on a lovely date for your 21st birthday?

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shyeahh_fml 19

Man, I've been way off this whole time. I'd always thought that it was original poster.

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NullPointer 20

That makes no sense whatsoever in context. You're just being silly.

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desireev 17

Nullpointer- 1: grow a new one. Lol I use Ruffles sour cream&cheddar chips and Peppridge Farm Milano cookies when I need assistance with that. 2: I've heard a wide variety of what OP means. Old people would make sense. Lol 3: I live in Oklahoma, sir. That would be a very long drive! But I am always excited about food! Lol

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15

He must have learned from the best...like father like son? Can't be too mad at the creative little fellow. This is comedic genius for a 7 year old

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NullPointer 20

Ever hear of a fire drill? He was just doing a stranger drill. No big deal, the only problem is that only 20 other kids yelled it. Each and every one of them should have been shouting. Need more stranger drills until it's perfect.

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