By dealingdave - 19/12/2011 12:24 - United States

Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
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I did not ground the boy. I simply told him his entire life belongs to me now until he's 18!

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corporatescoundr 25

Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...

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HunterAlpha1 8

if my kids did that it would be the last thing they ever did!

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Bludmagnus 13

That child should be beat within an inch of his life... sorry... but that is exactly why children should be given physical punishment.

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mariebiscut1242 11

Pink Floyd quote. You, my friend, are epic...

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Oceansnipe17 8

I'd whip his ass right then and there, and make sure he doesn't do anything stupid like that again

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Kelsey_Bam98 0

Ha, wow, sounds like something I would do, Lol(:

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sexyman3 0

little kids trying to be funny... the memories. U FUKN PEICE OF *****!!!!!

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RufusCade 7

That's what you get for bringing up your kids in fear. YDI

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Login10 0

Ha ha ha I can't stop laughing

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fukthisss 5

Sounds like your kid rocks!!!!!

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