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By dealingdave - 19/12/2011 12:24 - United States

Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
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I did not ground the boy. I simply told him his entire life belongs to me now until he's 18!

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corporatescoundr 25

Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...

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kickboxingchick 5

Good kid, huh? Well behaved and all.. Haha

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hryhnky 0

Maybe stop passing out candy and asking if they want to pet your "puppy"

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upyourzlolz 11

Tag! Did you miss me? I'm that coat stand! From when you were young? Remember?

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tykiej 0

I'd make that little ****** start taking the bus. That is nothing to joke around about. Kids are such assholes!!

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brick_man33 14

at least your school has smart kids, a good educational system results that.

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tracyanai15 0

Time to introduce that funny little asshole to corporal punishment when he gets home.

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ronski 41

Just wait until he's a teenager, then it's payback time ;)

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TeeheeIMVU 0

Oh Wow . XD I Feel Sk Sorry For You .

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