By dealingdave - 19/12/2011 12:24 - United States

Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
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dealingdave 3

I did not ground the boy. I simply told him his entire life belongs to me now until he's 18!

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corporatescoundr 25

Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...

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PinkFun1969 9

Time for little Jimmy to get zip, for Cheistmas. Or a nice chunk of coal in his stocking. aaaa I crack myself up.

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ThaKoolKidsKlub 3

That's almost as funny as when he stuck his head out the window to scream, "Help! I've been kidnapped!"

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ErinBeam 1

Gotta love kids. Right OP?

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NullPointer 20

I'm not an old person, but they sure do love kids. Sometimes in an unhealthy way though.

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RedPillSucks 31

Taste great. Less filling.

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perdix 29

You should have yelled, "Quit lying, you little bed-wetter!" That's a much tougher rap to live down.

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desireev 17

C'mon Perdix! You're killin me! My stomach hurts so bad from laughing!! Bahahahahaha!!!!

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skoob 4

Ik I'm not the only one who clicked this cause it said "today I dropped my 7yr old son..." XD

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desireev 17

Lol I did the same thing! I saw that and was like "WTF? I have to read this!"

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hoonyer 17

Gotta give the kid props for ingenuity

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katcot99 11

Can someone tell me what OP is?

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joeyl2008 29

Original Poster but given that this is 5 years later I doubt you will ever see this comment and even if you did you probably know the truth by now. I love you, Bye

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