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By colorfulgina - 12/12/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

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You deserved it 6 509

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Same thing different taste

By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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You deserved it 35 194

Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 703

You deserved it 5 035

By nice guys finish last - 20/08/2013 04:01 - United States - Smyrna

Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held on to my desk with one hand and reached for the paper with my other hand. I lost balance and tilted both my chair and desk over, nailing the floor as everything on my desk hit the ground with me. He picked the paper up himself. FML

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You deserved it 5 672

Chilled

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML

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You deserved it 196

Cool moves

By littlegirl - 07/05/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 585

You deserved it 45 364

By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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You deserved it 1 908

Sorry

By Dang - 29/01/2017 18:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML

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You deserved it 1 198

By Franigirl - 26/02/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

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You deserved it 4 581

By saxophone911 - 13/04/2013 15:52 - United States

Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML

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You deserved it 44 405

By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 848

You deserved it 54 012

wtfismyfml 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:15

probably the closest your going to get to it now

sportsnut 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:24

not too subtle but you may have gotten the message across

Comments

chellinha93 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 0:27

Oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea.

cheerchick4life 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 0:34

lol that's kinda embarrassing but I'm sure you two can look back on this and laugh

MrPresidentBoss1 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 0:35

Not an fml if you both liked it lol that sucks.

davyjonesno1 0

Monday 27 June 2011 1:35

haha sucks

TheWhiteWolf 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 0:36

nice first contact ;) you have a + from the start ;) you should build on it ;)

colorfulgina 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 0:38

ahaha. yuup it was embrassing but my crush just chuckled at me. (:

christen09 8

Sunday 13 December 2009 0:39

thats probably the closest you'll ever get to his crotch...........

colorfulgina 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 0:40

P.S. I had tutoring today. (:

Rizzen 27

Sunday 1 December 2013 14:47

"tutoring" ;D

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 0:56

@34 stfu, since your into abbreviations. the OP can do what she wants, especially if it in involves clarifying a comment or commenting on it. that's the point of FML comments. and also, I don't think this is an FML. I'm a guy and if I fell with my head in the lap of some girl who I liked, I would personally enjoy it. yes I would indeed ;-)

spitfire35 3

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:02

P.S. ftw = for the win And P.S. = post script (just in case)

lovemysnubber 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 17:54

technically speaking P.S. is actually short for post salutation. a salutation is the "signing off"; the good-bye of a letter such as love, your little ninja buddy the p.s. would come after that