Love: Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend...

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML

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By fmylovelife - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 03:17 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By Dj sMoZ! - 15/02/2011 15:30

Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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Honey, you've got some explaining to do

By darren - 08/04/2024 18:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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PTSD

By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I flew in to visit my long distance girlfriend. When I got out of the cab, I saw her way down the street walking the dog, so I hid behind the bushes to scare/surprise her. Mission accomplished. I just wish I hadn't bought her that pepper spray. FML

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juybuygo 13

Monday 19 December 2011 15:55

that show is STILL on the air?

Lanceeden 12

Monday 19 December 2011 17:01

DAMN IT DUDE OZZY SHOULD HAVE WON.

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 19 December 2011 16:13

Looks like the tribe has spoken . . .

sniperkit 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:09

20 points to Perdix!

Omega_Mus 7

Tuesday 20 December 2011 2:39

I was going to say your girlfriend has spoken...but same thing.

bbfan132 1

Sunday 14 October 2012 22:47

LOL I was thinking the same thing!

thatoneitalian 3

Monday 19 December 2011 16:31

I had something like this happen.. XD major cutefail.

linkinpark98 23

Monday 19 December 2011 16:37

Hey, TV shows are becoming part of everyone's everyday life schedule. :) Yeah, it was a dick move, but hey, after the show she might show you some love. ;)

megamandude455 10

Monday 19 December 2011 16:38

Dump her ass

123_omg 19

Monday 19 December 2011 16:49

Thou shalt not get in the way of Survivor. I ignored 3 phone calls from my husband to watch tribal council.

jelmermcgee 8

Monday 19 December 2011 17:39

And if SHE was the most important thing in her spouse's life, he would know not to call her during Survivor.

ehllychan 10

Monday 19 December 2011 19:19

Roses are the default gift for any female. If he stops her during her important show to give her a random "girl gift" it means he knows absolutely nothing about her. That does not excuse her behavior, as one should appreciate the thought regardless of what the gift is, but still.

jweezy89 4

Monday 19 December 2011 19:59

Since when has it been a bad idea to give a female roses? I mean there's a reason why it's a popular gift from guys to girls. Roses are panty droppers.