Love: Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years... - FML

By homewrecker - 08/11/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 16:06 - United States

Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML

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Awkward conversation ahead

By IHateMyself - 21/07/2021 18:01

Today, my boyfriend returned from University after 8 months away. He says he cannot wait to see me. The whole half an hour ride to his home, I was shaking like a leaf. I’m still sitting his driveway because I don’t know how to tell him that I’m 5 months pregnant. Yes, I’m showing. A LOT. FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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Big announcement?

By Great first impression - 07/09/2023 16:00

Today, I met my SO's best friend for the first time. He gave us both a big smile and hug, and congratulated us on the pregnancy. Except… I'm just overweight, not pregnant. The entire two hour drive to his house was spent with me trying to hold back tears, and a very awkward silence between them. FML

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By Sim Pleton - 27/03/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after international flights while being five months pregnant to elope with a good man, which my family disapproved of, then paying thousands for his visa with limited finances, he told me, after I struggled with breastfeeding days after the birth, that he didn’t care about me, and had only cared whilst his baby was inside me. FML

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WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 18:54 - United States - Decatur

Today, I drove across two states to see my brother, who's had a history of heart problems. My mother had sent me a long e-mail saying he was on his death bed and wanted to talk to me to "get his affairs in order." When I arrived worriedly, he was fine. My mother guilt-tripped me to come visit. FML

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By AFGirlfriend - 28/03/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML

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beautiful_mayhem 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:19

Damn..... comment and tell us what happened next!

tangerine_12 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:20

Dump his ass. Now. Guys like that are ******* scum.

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rachilio 26

Wednesday 6 July 2011 19:31

holy mother ******* shit!

MsRandomKatie 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 11:40

:O

a_idiot22 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:09

:O he's an asshole!

bananaman69 1

Sunday 17 July 2011 22:02

if you drove... how did you fly?

pixelebrate 0

Monday 25 July 2011 13:54

Wow.

musicislife1222 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 7:29

I'm so sorry!

kkandkk 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 9:04

wow that really stinks:(

1smittenkitten4u 2

Wednesday 24 August 2011 10:52

but how was the funeral?

MRVOlivia 22

Sunday 11 September 2011 0:50

what a jackass >:( FYL for sure :(

ZzkekekezZ 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:12

Well that must of been awkward.

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