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By Elrond Hubbard - 24/01/2015 19:25 - United States

Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 16:53 - United States - Concord

Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2018 22:00

Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML

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By morningbirdie - 20/09/2020 14:01

Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML

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Mind your own business

By Not what it looks like - 07/10/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, I had to explain to a lady at Walmart that my mom, who is rather big-boned, actually suffers from fibromyalgia and arthritis, which is why she has to use motor carts. She didn't believe us, and called my mom "selfish". This is a common occurrence. FML

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By Faker - 16/10/2012 21:44 - United States

Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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By crippled - 08/07/2014 08:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 16:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

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By ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

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By creys - 18/11/2012 07:04 - United States

Today, I went to Target with my dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was being cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and said he was thinking about crashing me into a car and suing the driver. FML

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Zoldyck 17

Sunday 25 January 2015 8:11

How could your dad? He clearly went through the trouble of getting a cast so that he could ride the mobility scooters as an excuse to not walk due to laziness. Shame on him.

RobinGoodfellow 47

Sunday 25 January 2015 8:10

Humanity.

Comments

Charles900 16

Monday 26 January 2015 0:17

Having worked at Wal-Mart, I'm fully aware of how some of the customers behave. There are never enough motorized carts and they're usually being used by people too lazy to walk rather than legitimately disabled individuals.

Tonisha1989 11

Monday 26 January 2015 1:13

Time to upgrade to Target.

swaftmasterj627 12

Monday 26 January 2015 1:20

That is pathetic

allyiscute1 22

Monday 26 January 2015 1:36

Fat-**** syndrome that had me rolling!! Lmao

suprisebitch 20

Monday 26 January 2015 2:29

"Fat **** Syndrome" good one to describe those type of people

clb2005 4

Monday 26 January 2015 6:42

Should have told the obese guy walk would be good physical therapy for him.

blackonblight 32

Monday 26 January 2015 7:12

It's possible that the "Fat ****" has a chronic condition that prevents exercise and/or causes extreme fatigue and the excess weight is a result of that rather than a cause. The ******* rudeness, on the other hand, is something you're supposed to grow out of when you begin being socialized with other humans.

Shade1982 20

Monday 26 January 2015 12:59

I know two people who have chronic issues making them obese, and the one thing they should NOT be doing is using mobility scooters. They should actually avoid doing things like that to keep their weight in check.