By Elrond Hubbard - 24/01/2015 19:25 - United States

Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 069
You deserved it 2 613

Same thing different taste

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How could your dad? He clearly went through the trouble of getting a cast so that he could ride the mobility scooters as an excuse to not walk due to laziness. Shame on him.

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And people wonder why US is so freaking obese?

#96: anyone can have a heart attack. My father is a perfectly normal weight and has had three of them.

Although your dad certainly does not deserve that treatment, you kinda deserve it for going to Walmart in the first place! ;)

Maybe it's the only place to shop? Where I live, the biggest store nearby is a Wal-Mart in the town 5 minutes to the east. There ain't no mall there!

Did you kick him over and watch him roll around like a turtle stuck on the back of its shell?

They should give fat people shopping carts attached to bikes instead of scooters, atleast that way they could get some excercise.

When I broke my ankle a few months ago, I saw countless overweight people using the motor carts while I hobbled around because there were none left. Few things are more galling than watching an obese person in their 20's get out of the scooter to grab several 12 packs of coke at once to slam into their overflowing cart while you struggle with tears in your eyes from the pain. People are *******.

tantanpanda 26

#98, he didn't say only obese people get heart attacks. Calm down.

BobyTheDerp 12

The majestic Walmart shopper stalks his pray for of witch is a man with a cast in his leg. The fat **** attacks but is unsuccessful due to his tub of mayonnaise keeping him down...

Your dad should have hit him with the cast and said 'how's that for faking?' Hehe