Transportation: Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was...

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 03:00 - United States

Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

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By Jim - 12/04/2018 01:30

Today, I dropped my car off at the dealership for a bumper replacement due to a hit and run in a parking lot. After being told it was ready, their shuttle picked me up, and backed up into my just-replaced bumper. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2018 09:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, for the 2nd time in a month, I've been rear-ended at a stop light. One insurance company refuses to pay because of prior damage from the 1st accident, and the other won't pay because of new damage not caused by their client. I just want my car back. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 08:00 - United States - Nashville

Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML

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By fiat850 - 09/05/2020 17:00

Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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IAmAGiantDorito 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 10:43

You're probably one of those drivers who brake at the last minute...

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 29 September 2009 10:31

I said, what what, in the butt.

Comments

satanstoystore 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 17:00

der. avoid that intersection. i dont want to see a second fml re bumper from you again missy.

free2speak 14

Tuesday 29 September 2009 17:04

I smell a lawsuit. Claim back injuries on both the cases! :) lol.

Squit_fml 16

Tuesday 29 September 2009 17:04

YDI for being a women in traffic.

threeputtgreen 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 17:10

it's a sign that you should have anal

lbl03c 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 17:14

you know green means "go" right?

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 29 September 2009 17:15

You obviously like it if you keep slamming on your brakes like that! Does the jolt send you on a magical ride of sexual excitement? If you want it, just ask your hubby!

canucksrule88 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 18:48

hahaa now thats what i call rear ended ;)

foobarbaz 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 19:25

Sounds like you're the common denominator here... You do know that when the light goes yellow you don't HAVE to stop if it isn't SAFE to do so, right?