Transportation: Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was...

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 03:00 - United States

Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 907

You deserved it 3 874

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 719

You deserved it 2 615

By Jim - 12/04/2018 01:30

Today, I dropped my car off at the dealership for a bumper replacement due to a hit and run in a parking lot. After being told it was ready, their shuttle picked me up, and backed up into my just-replaced bumper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 558

You deserved it 229

By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 589

You deserved it 7 618

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 276

You deserved it 4 152

By Anonymous - 12/06/2018 09:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, for the 2nd time in a month, I've been rear-ended at a stop light. One insurance company refuses to pay because of prior damage from the 1st accident, and the other won't pay because of new damage not caused by their client. I just want my car back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 712

You deserved it 203

By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 513

You deserved it 43 589

By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 316

You deserved it 56 488

Road safety

By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 08:00 - United States - Nashville

Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 527

You deserved it 1 020

Messy

By fiat850 - 09/05/2020 17:00

Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 533

You deserved it 164

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 823

You deserved it 204

IAmAGiantDorito 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 10:43

You're probably one of those drivers who brake at the last minute...

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 29 September 2009 10:31

I said, what what, in the butt.

Comments

austinguy83 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 21:30

Reminds me of when my car was hit in a parking lot while I was in class, which pushed it out into the aisle of the garage, which got me a parking ticket. Then when I was on the way home from the body shop after getting it fixed someone t-boned me backing out of their driveway by just putting their car in neutral so the reverse lights didn't come on. I hate cars.

Sevventh 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 21:46

If you were male I would give you FML, but since your not I will give you YDI. Somehow you women seem to be "in the wrong place at the wrong time" every time

NatashaLynn 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:14

That makes no sense at all.

RedJester23 6

Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:40

would you like me to repeat it? what section don't you understand? he's talking about the generalization that all women are bad drivers, but making it sound like it's not their driving, it's their placement. now i'm talking about the generalization that women have a better IQ than guys but their common sense is SHIT To be honest (not sexist) every girl i know has been in an accident, their fault or not. I was in an accident......................................with a girl driving............hmm............

nofrillz 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 23:00

something you were doin to cause this?

joHnnycsU 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:26

haha what are the odds? Maybe the people behind you were becoming impatient because you were delaying on green light.

JazzProphet 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:51

It's some sort of conspiracy thing. Apparently someone doesn't want you to go that way. They probably have people waiting to rear-end you whenever you're in the area. You should watch out. Someone may want you dead.

mommmma 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 4:10

AHAHAHAHA LMFAO.NOW THATS THE BEST COMMENT EVER. seriously though.its always the rear-enders fault.at least in court anyways.and by the time it would take her to break(even if she slammed on them) the person behind her should be paying attention regardless and as soon as the OPs breaks came on they should have been braking as well.besides, you are supposed to keep one cars distance, so there would have been plenty of time for the rear-ender to break. OP, FYL for having bad luck lol.