Transportation: Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight....

By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML

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By greatdriver...4 - 31/08/2011 11:07 - United States

Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML

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Chasing cars

By Anonymous - 26/10/2023 08:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to parallel park my car in a tight spot. After several failed attempts, I finally parked, but then realized I had parked on a slight incline. My car started rolling backwards. I had to chase it down the street in my pajamas. FML

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By socargone - 17/01/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

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The road to hell…

By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

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By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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By cargaljen - 17/05/2014 21:34 - United States - Olathe

Today, a nice couple came in to buy a car. I offered to drive it out from the line of cars for them, since it was a tight squeeze. They then watched as I managed to back it straight into another car, causing a large amount of damage to both. FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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Goddammit

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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By tandc - 01/05/2012 05:07 - United States

Today, in a rush to squeeze out of a particularly tight parking spot, I made a hurried 12-point turn. Just to make sure I had enough room behind, I hopped out of my car. It was still in reverse. I managed to wreck my own car without even sitting in it. FML

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Brain fog

By Anonymous - 16/08/2024 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I walked out of the grocery store, loaded my bags into my car, then sat in the driver’s seat. I tried to start the engine, but the key wouldn’t turn. That’s when I noticed the child’s seat in the back, which I don’t have. I was in the wrong car, and the owner was standing outside, laughing at me. FML

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The_Dude_Abides_ 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 12:06

lol it happens to skinny people too just have to climb in the other door

MauriceWinifred 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 12:05

that's actually.. horrible. ):

Comments

timmaxy 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 16:04

tough fatass

kflynn55 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 16:40

I commend you on your weight loss goals. don't get down. You are headed in the right direction.

swampstomper 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 16:53

guess you should've walked to to start the process

metalwolf 17

Wednesday 19 January 2011 16:55

Well at least the car wasn't stolen. If that happened and your posted it on here i would be fighting the urge to make many accounts and click you deserve it on each one.

spoo 24

Wednesday 19 January 2011 16:56

yeah cuz thats not cold or anything

alicec123 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 18:43

lose weight?

Tpain297 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 18:48

I know how you feel, same thing happened to me. It sucks, but now I am healthy as ever. Keep trying.!

hellokimmiee 5

Wednesday 19 January 2011 19:00

get in through the passenger side?

SisyphereanTask 2

Wednesday 19 January 2011 19:07

And it didn't occur to you to get in through the passenger's side and climb over? YDI for not thinking outside the box.

maryaalhindi 9

Wednesday 19 January 2011 19:29

Well if you were trying to loose weight you should have walked there..

r0ck_this 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 21:28

people already beat me to it but i have to say it. everything's always bigger in texas! [ except me ] :D it's okay, people have all sorts of embarrassing moments. yours just happens to revolve around your weight for obvious reasons, but hopefully all of these FATTY FATTY FAT FAT jokes will spur you on. NEW SNEAKS. go you!