By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
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HahaHokayThen 10

Haha she came out of the bathroom & sees a random hobo holding her newborn.

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catalystics 2

u shouldve ran off with the baby

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thrice643 7

something similar to this happened to my sister a few years ago and I laughed forever about it x)

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allmidnighteyes 10

All I can think of is that episode of The Office where Pam was breastfeeding the wrong baby because they were in a joint room with another couple...

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sammyhell 0

You should have been with your wife as your kid was born.

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BobOsso_fml 8

When my son was born, even when he was in the nursery when all the babies heads facing me with the same beanie on, I was still able to pick him out. This guy totally deserved it.

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mrmaks18 7

you should have asked her who she was and what she was doing with your baby? why was your wife in the room next door?

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Mintsquirrel 14

kpop I really hope its you that's joking

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