By lendahandmanda - 24/02/2010 00:01 - United States

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Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML
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lendahandmanda 0

Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.

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cmac86 23

I didn't know Paris Hilton did the whole FML thing.

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MrNismo 0

hahaha I laughed at the finger in her butt part but yea I call bullshit on this one either she was really wobbly from the alcohol and didn't have enough motor skills to push him off or he was really fat or shes just too stupid to roll out from under him lol...btw snickerdoodles you look good in your new pic *thumbs-up*

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brosky1 0

morgan, I agree! give drunk sex a try bedore you say it's stupid! I think it's actually fun!

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blubedy 0

yea thats just sad .But really funny

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gods_hunter10 0

me too Texas rocks

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goonie85 0

Next time, just be on top, even if you're tipsy. It'll be a fun ride, you won't get stuck, and the worst that'll happen is you're so drunk you fall off. Problem solved- reverse cowgirl.

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brandothemando 0

I seriously get agitated JUST by readin ur name snick

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sickandtired 0

your too damn young to support your strong attitudes without making yourself turn out to be yet another hypocrite

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mugiwara_fml 0

And what is your friend's Facebook's site ? :o)

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FockinA 0

i look fwd to hearing more of those types of fun nites. who knows you might learn something. meanwhile u'll probly have to get tested for something.

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