By lendahandmanda - 24/02/2010 00:01 - United States

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Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 977
You deserved it 27 889

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Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.

Comments

saying your drunk when you did/do something is the worst excuse ever.

skatterbug, this happened to you? What did you do when they tried to finger your butt? j/k.

Well, I've never had that one pulled on me while I was passing out or she was, but I guess I'd just go with the flow? If it's something she wants to do, I'm probably fine with it since she's probably let me do something I wanted to do and was potentially far more disturbing.

poopmonster05 3

That's what you get for having sex when your drunk.

Hahaha, ok poopmonster05, talk to me in 10 years when your balls drop and you start enjoying the taste of alcohol, and tell me you never had a drunken one night stand.

i dont get it how can he be "stuck" inside of you? no matter how hard he was

he wasn't stuck inside me, he was too heavy to push off me...

agree with 43, but only the ones who voted obama.

justlovelifexo 0

lmao that's hilarious. your life does suck. (:

sarcasMystic 0

One question. Did she have her phone in her hand the whole time, because if she didn't, then I have no idea how she could have called her friend without getting the dude off of her first. I call fake on this one.

well my phone was on the bed within reach, but my friend was in the next room, so I knocked on the wall and called her name out. thankfully she heard me. sorry, my bad posting it without the deets.

poopmonster05 3

I'm a girl. and I respect myself. And no I haven't had or will I even have a night of sex while drunk. You know where not all ****** like you. Not all girls are the same.

I think you meant *we're*. Perhaps you should listien to yourself and stop reflecting your personal opinions on me, since were not all the same. You don't know what's going to happen later in life poopoo my dear, we've all said we wouldn't do a lot of things that later, we realized weren't so bad after all. I'm sorry I assumed you were a man, but never say never cause it will come back to bite you in the ass one day.

fake, I highly doubt you couldn't rock off a guy left right or away from you unless he's 250 pounds