Intimacy: Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying... - FML

By lendahandmanda - 24/02/2010 00:01 - United States

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Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML

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lendahandmanda 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 22:14

Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.

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gozar_fml 1

Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:20

wintastic

clumsyjazzy 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:25

ewww, that's quite classless.

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Hotwheels23 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 2:51

that's ******* gross

bbuba 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:13

lol this is true

samantha_durano 6

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:27

that's hot.

Leon111775 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 5:03

did you smell his finger?

hahafmlyo 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 5:28

haha yah

bezach 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 5:38

XD I read this thinking you were a man

TheJesterOfRippe 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 6:32

Soooooo.......how did you call your friend if you were stuck under him?

TheJesterOfRippe 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 6:34

And this is fake and gay. Trolls.

pluralbusted 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 6:52

more like your ihabitions are lowered so you do exactly what you wouldve liked to do but didn't have the balls to do sober, Aka hook up w the guy you found attractive. also the sex details are not gross unless you are younger than thirteen.

royals08 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 7:16

snickerdoodle is obviously a virgin on every feild.....alcohol is not bad and neither is having sex...she is not a ***** I have seen way worse

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