By lendahandmanda - 24/02/2010 00:01 - United States

Spicy
Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML
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lendahandmanda 0

Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.

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dreaminthedark_fml 0

you shoulda finished!

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manstatus14 0

y'all need to shut the **** up I mean really the girl was drunk leave her alone

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extradorkyloser 4

I'd have said roll him over and finish yourself. He's out and you can do what you want ;). Unless he's fat.... Gross.

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mcxhunni 0

a *****? for having SEX? come on snickerwhatever, your a female putting others females down.

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yusaku02 20

Wow, OP is the definition of *****.

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xxHaley2011xx 8

This is one of the funniest ones I've seen.

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Bulldogs25 0

YDI for being so weak you cant roll him off you.

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