By lendahandmanda - 24/02/2010 00:01 - United States

Spicy
Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML
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lendahandmanda 0

Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.

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FockinA 0

oh and ps: do some exercise once in a while. or maybe you just like being embarrassed having to call your friend.

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imdeborah 0

For the umpteenth time, I agree with you snickerdoodles. In fact, the most I've ever agreed with you before. It's so true, I hate when people do stuff like that and expect sympathy. That's barely anything compared to what COULD happen when you're drunk. Good job for "hooking up" with some random guy.

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Wicca_Girl 0

My boyfriend got hard to this. Thanks :)

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LolFmlFylYdi 0

Lol Only in California

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XxDarkSatoshixX 0

i imagined this would happend to someone some day

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kirk_90 0

lol.. my girlfriend wants us to sleep when im in her.. we cudnt..

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