Work: Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female...

By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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By fucked - 06/02/2015 08:06 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

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By Justanotherwreck - 20/04/2019 16:00

Today, we had an office party. I got extremely drunk and invited my younger coworker into the bathroom to make out repeatedly. Not only did he reject me multiple times, but he also looked super traumatised and hasn’t said a word to me since. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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I'm too old for this shit

By HateCelebz - 15/09/2023 06:00

Today, I went out for drinks with two 18 year-old girls and a 30 year-old woman. I'm 53, and wanted to hook up with the 30 year-old. She got drunk after an hour and went home in a taxi, meanwhile the two 18 year-olds drank me under the table. I'm sat with them trying to sober up so I can walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

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Childlike wonder

By Whatever - 17/02/2022 23:59 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, my male coworker, who is 15 years my senior, booped me on the nose. I'm 46 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 12:00

Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML

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By whatislife1969 - 08/10/2017 04:30

Today, my work had an employee party at the park and I drank a little too much vodka. Towards the end of the party, I found myself making out with a tree in front of all my co-workers. FML

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djb23 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 2:07

old women need love too!

farmgirl 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 2:09

well, are you a paid intern? because now might be your chance

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Redneck325Ci 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 3:12

This isn't really a FML. When we're all one day 65 and if our spouse has passed away and we're lonely or something, we might actually find it nice that we get some physical attentions. Work will not be awkward, just think of it this way...you have an advanced opportunity because you and the boss are "close". LOL

actorkidrox 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 3:13

Everyone's telling him to stop drinking. I say drink harder, until you kill the part of your brain that remembers incidents like this

survivalism 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 3:31

Is she hot?

ryansims 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 3:46

how the **** do you make out with a 65 year old women did her densures come out during or did she take them out before

Phoenix_fml 13

Sunday 9 August 2009 4:01

I have a feeling that, after she reads this, it's gonna be even more awkward.

plexico 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 4:28

Congratulations, Mr. Vice President! Performance reviews are going to be really uncomfortable. You probably need to stay permanently drunk at work to be ready to service your boss at a moment's notice. Flurg.