probably through the door

Ok smart ass most people lock the "DOOR"!

maybe where you live they do, but not everywhere

Not everyone. I usually don't lock my doors.

Maybe he IS writing from jail...

Get off your high horse.

I don't drink, nor will I ever. But that statement is so pompous. Don't lower yourself to drinking? People are free to do whatever they please. This is like when people complain about when people smoke...

17 is clearly a straight-edge doucher

59, If you can't complain about people doing something that directly impacts you personally then what can you complain about?

165, I don't care that people complain about this stuff. what I care about is when they complain about people they don't know. This commenter doesn't know OP so assuming things is, in other words, stupid and bias. Maybe this was their first time drinking? Lightweight? They hardly drink? We don't know.

Look pal, not everyone is gonna like my comment. Learn to realize this: nobody is perfect.

The fact that the OP illegally entered someone else's house makes them a douche. Drinking is not a justification, and for those that use it as such, like OP pointing out he was drunk (as though it was in some way relevant) means OP was using it as an excuse.

This isn't America, where you can legally shoot other people from your property. In the rest of the world that is even illegal

You wouldn't freak out with a random person in your house? I know you just don't shoot someone, but man usually when a stranger is in your house they're up to no good.

#25 apparently you have never visited the rest of the world...

#25-Well I can guarantee that the people from where I live don't agree with that. They would at least have a gun out to protect themselves.

Opinion from one part of the world (Pakistan): You can shoot somebody for your own protection if they enter your house unauthorized. The weapon used should be legal and licensed.

Shoot here in Texas I can shoot someone as soon as they step foot inside my property line.

Actually, as a relocated Texan myself, you legally have to give them 30 seconds warning unless they are an imminent danger to life or property.

I know this is a little off topic, but if you do shoot & kill them, but didn't give a 30 second warning, can you be charged for murder? Just curious. I'm from Australia, we don't have laws like that over here :)

133, It doesn't really matter, nobody is going to own up and go "Ah shit, you know what, I totally forgot about that 30 second thing. I think I gave him like 3 seconds. My bad guys, totally slipped my mind." Besides, who would give an armed man a 30 second warning? You'd get shot before you count to 10.

Yes, we know, everyone else already asked it.

The current resident of the house took OP's shoes off, cleaned him up, and tucked him in while placinging a fifty for cab fare in his pocket. What do you think the reaction was?

"Mmm, Looks like we got a early from present from Santa Claus, Jessie. Go get me some rope."

Maybe OP got lucky & the owner wasn't there & they just woke up & left...but that wouldn't be as funny :-)

So what made u move to italy