Sounds like a good time!!

Were the people who lived there, total assholes?

Question..how the hell did you get in the house? Question two why didnt the people who lived at the house scream "honey, call the cops we have a ******* dumbass in my goddamn house! Better tell the cops to hurry or taking a drunk in a body bag".

That awkward moment when...

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That awkard moment when..

A similar thing happened to a neighbour. I live in a condo, and there are something like 20 townhouses around which are all identical on the outside, and pretty much the same on the inside (other than furniture and any changes people have made). One of my neighbours came home drunk and I guess the cab dropped him off in front of the townhouse beside his. He walked in, went up to "his" room and fell asleep. Lucky for him, when his neighbour went to go to bed and found him there she didn't freak out, she recognized him and assumed that he was drunk and went to the wrong place. In the morning he realized he was in the wrong place and went downstairs to find his neighbours sitting in the living room. That must be embarrassing. If I came home to find a girl in my bed I'd probably get into bed with her and in the morning say that I was drunk too and didn't notice her. If she can say she was too drunk to notice that this wasn't her house, I can claim I was too drunk to notice someone in my bed.

At least you didn't drive.

This was on the news