By Anonymous - 13/09/2016 16:33 - United States - Orlando

Today, I eavesdropped as my friend tried hinting to my crush that I like him. He replied, "Haha, eww. She looks like a fuckin' garden gnome." FML
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Welshite 39

My collection of sexy garden gnomes takes offense, and they're going to recruit garden gnomes everywhere for revenge. That boy might not make it out alive.

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PackardBell_fml 19

Let's get roight into the neeeewwww crush. In all seriousness, screw your old crush. Find someone who will appreciate you, OP. :)

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damoonster 11

even though I Don have a ******* good reason, I say words like ****, shit, bullshit, asshole, dumbass, and more.

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

I don't think ive ever been that rude to anyone about anyone when turning someone down. Idk, I was just raised to be polite

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Axelgirl 30

I know a girl that looks like an Hoompa Loompa, maybe you two should be best friends.

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Lalala579121 27

You edited fast enough that now I look like the bad guy. Well played, sir, well played.

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Snufkinn 16

Nothing wrong with looking like a garden gnome... He doesn't sound like a nice person saying that so you might have dodged a bullet!

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Jay18 22

you dodged a bullet OP he could've nicely said he's not interested instead of being a fuckboi

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