By Anonymous - 13/09/2016 16:33 - United States - Orlando

Today, I eavesdropped as my friend tried hinting to my crush that I like him. He replied, "Haha, eww. She looks like a fuckin' garden gnome." FML
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Welshite 39

My collection of sexy garden gnomes takes offense, and they're going to recruit garden gnomes everywhere for revenge. That boy might not make it out alive.

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interesting33 36

OP Please please do not take this to heart. Everyone has different features - good and bad. I know people who I personally remind me of cats, or birds but other people would not agree - it wouldn't even cross their minds! You have features that other people are going to find extremely attractive. A lot of celebrities aren't conventionally attractive but have wonderful personalities and partners. Find someone who treats you with the respect you deserve OP.

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MitiMiki 16

Head up and move on. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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TheAspieDork 27

Honestly, that could possibly happen to me XD

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SneakySlayer 15

Tbh I'm with #24 here. I mean OP did say she was EAVESDROPPING which is listening on a conversation that your not supposed to be, perhaps if op had asked the boy herself and not had her friend do it he might've said something more polite

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Newguy123 6

I like how everyone thinks ops best friend isnt friends with the guy. He could just be talking to one of his friends in a group of friends and says this. He might not even know they are best friends.

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IronicDreamer169 8

He's an asshole. If all he cares about are your looks, then he'd just as soon dump your ass as soon as the next blowup doll with vital signs came along. I could go on...

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