By Almostfunny - 16/03/2011 13:01 - United States

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML
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canadapresch 0

Your American boss probably won't know there is a Prime Minister of Canada.

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charloemm 7

They probably didn't hire you because you're dumb. Canada has a prime minister, not a "president." Also, our medical and politcal systems are better than yours. WOO~

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mk58 31

See, I'm in Canada too, but in general, I don't like to go around shoving that in people's faces. No need to be a pain in the butt about it.

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Most employers don't check references. No worries.

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kaileigh10 2

LMMFAO!!!! you still deserved it but it's funny.

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pike1346 3

just say you were joking, and send the real one. I would laugh. 

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skyeyez9 24

Former PM of Canada? wow lol

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MatGag17895 11

There's no president in Canada, just a prime minister.

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