By Almostfunny - 16/03/2011 13:01 - United States

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML
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canadapresch 0

Your American boss probably won't know there is a Prime Minister of Canada.

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joker1911 0

I would totally hire you! Thats some funny shit!

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rinranthatway 4

I always check before I send things because I almost sent a nude photo of myself to a family member

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jess6blondie9 2

No one cares. You could have said "I always check before I send things," and left it at that.

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jess6blondie9 2

94. No one cares. You could have said "I always check before I send things," and left it at that.

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amarie366 0

haha yeah no kidding, no body else wants to know about that..

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rallets 22

i kinda wanted to know :P

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jess6blondie9 2

Well, you're also kinda creepy, so you wanting to know doesn't surprise me.

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nikki9tails 3

Jess it's fml we are free to say anything, and I wanted to know more like the guy you called creep, it relates to the fml so don't get your g string in a twist

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nikki9tails 3

Well doesn't matter if you think I don't have a handle on reality cause it's the net. I said what I wanted and so did almost nude pic sender and so did the so called creeper. And I will keep saying what I want and they should be allowed to say what they want. We are all different, different likes if you don't like to see that kind Shiz don't read it. Look the other way. lol at almost sending nude picture to family, that's hilarious. I'm done fml for the day

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jess6blondie9 2

163, You tell me not to get my g-string in a knot; you might wanna check yours, because mine's fine(:

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rallets 22

damn i missed it .. :P but i just wanted to say im not a horny boy .. im a horny man, so meh :P

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rallets 22

.. cant even say a joke around here without some uptight prick saying something

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jess6blondie9 2

If you're so worried about how people take your jokes, don't say them.

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kykyshay 0

Seriously no one wants to hear that crap. And pervs like 128, go get a life!

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rallets 22

ill say whatever jokes i want.. and im still confused on how im any kind of perv? it was a joke bitch, goddamn and i do have a life :D bring on the thumbs down :)

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jess6blondie9 2

Does it make you feel better about your self to call a girl a bitch?

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rallets 22

dont, im just fine :D

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vanaathiel 13

Just send the right resume with an explanation. They might find it funny....that is until they read PRESIDENT of Canada and realize you're an idiot.

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vanaathiel 13

I'm too busying loling at your apparent invented language. Is that english?

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xx_Lizzy_xx 3

hahahaha, you should still give it a try. Send the real resume and explain what happened, you might become something of a legend at work!

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juleski21 0

President of Canada, WTF prime minister stupid

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Drigr 9

Either you Canadians are a-holes or have no sense of humor.

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Skatejock21 0

now how are we a-holes? at least we know how to find out that America has a president... and you guys can't even find the brains to know we have a Prime Minister. 55% of Americans don't know that the sun is a star... look who's the a-hole now.

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Drigr 9

for not understanding that was part of a joke. or are gangsters actually certified in Canada? cause no one seems to be calling the OP an idiot for that.

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Skatejock21 0

hahah uhmmm there is no such thing as a Canadian president... lol loser, I've lived in Canada my entire life. So I'm now supposed to say that there is the Prime Minister of the United States of America? hah wow... things they teach you guys.

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OCDC 9

America is a triumvirate, run by Obama, Mickey Mouse, and Charlie Sheen. What are they teaching you in school these days?!

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Skatejock21 0

well they actually teach us about the USA... where as they don't always teach you guys where Canada is, or the fact that it exists, seeing that it is never on the weather map on the TV there, whereas it is here. When people in the USA ask where I'm from... I tell them.. they're response: "where's that?" lol it speaks for itself.

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AzWolf 5

If you are that ignorant to do something as stupid as that, you need to apply at McDonalds or someplace not requiring a resume.

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